Howdy, my name is Jade... I don't know what to write now.... [Gifs and edits aren't mine- credit goes where its deserved] I like many things.
yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you
Reblog. Every. Single. Time.
This is so perfect and beautiful and wonderful
Oh my god. This makes me smile every time.
tomorrow is september first
it’s september first
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people