Howdy, my name is Jade... I don't know what to write now.... [Gifs and edits aren't mine- credit goes where its deserved] I like many things.
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad
- dont have enough followers to get hate
- am perfect and therefore yall dont have anything to complain about
Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.
I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected
Some ducks because you are sad
thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu
HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]